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1/2/07

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xlederhosenx
Y 2 K 7 top five!
Hopes and aspirations for the upcoming year:

1. That the mall will not catch on fire again and close Forever 21 for three weeks, thus leaving me with no new winter wardrobe.


2. Get to the beach as much as possible.


3. Meet Martha Stewart.


4. Visit this hot bitch in her new native land.


5. As many road trips to Baltimore as possible.
Current Music:
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03:03 am
12/5/06

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Come see my work!!
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06:34 pm
10/7/06

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( life as a thai hooker + martha stewart )
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03:04 pm
9/15/06

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Classes are way stressful this year.
Good, but stressful.

Lotz (haha!) of projects, but I already feel like I've learned a ton just in the last 2 weeks.

On our balcony:




For NoEgoDesigns.com:




Bliss for resturant week tonight with the girls!
Exciting stuff...

Oh and Martha is next week, I'm totally pumped like Jock Jams.
I hope we get free cars and shit.
Current Music:
 ETID
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12:47 am
9/9/06

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xlederhosenx
Moving Day OMFG LOLZ!

BY THE WAY...

My apartment is fucking amazing.
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01:12 am
8/28/06

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xlederhosenx
"I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's."

Halloween countdown banner

( Oh I'm so going to win the contest this year: )
Current Music:
 Don Joe & Grand Agent -- In the Building
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12:26 am
8/23/06

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Ummmm...I don't see Vanessa Lengies on this list...
Current Music:
 Gym Class Heros
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04:32 am
8/22/06

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xlederhosenx
"PROPERTY OF MELISSA R. NEGRO. PS - IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU OWE MY FRIEND A DRINK!"
In honor of my summer boyfriend's bon voyage,
I made a photo college in PAINT,
just like we used to in 9th grade:

Current Music:
 Snakes on a Plane Soundtrack Muthafugga
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02:58 am
8/15/06

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xlederhosenx
I Want to Live!
New Workout Mix:


1. N.E.R.D. - She Wants to Move (Basement Jaxx Remix)

2. Meck - Thunder in my Heart Again

3. Sergio Mendes Feat. The Black Eyed Peas - Mas Que Nada

4. Basement Jaxx - Shot You Down

5. Beck - Venom Confection (E-Pro remix by Green, Music + Gold)

6. Felix the Housecat & Miss Kitten - Sliver Screen

7. Bloc Party - Banquet

8. E-40 Feat. Keak Da Sneak - Tell Me When To Go

9. Tilly & The Wall - Bad Education

10. Jay-Z & UGK - Big Pimpin' (Featuring UGK)

11. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date With The Night

12. Fatboy Slim - Slash Dot Dash

13. The International Noise Conspiry - Up for Sale

14. Michael Jackson - Thriller

15. Enon - In This City

16. The Faint - Agenda Suicide (Jagz Kooner Remix)

17. Jennifer Lopez featuring Fabolous - Get Right

18. VHS Or Beta - Night On Fire

19. Pharrell Feat. Jay-Z - Young Girl / I Really Like You

20. Sarah Vaughan & Gotan Project - Whatever Lola Wants (Gotan Project Remix)
Current Music:
 Rainer Maria -- Artificial Light
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03:46 am
8/13/06

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mikeyislikewoah (3:41:47 AM): sukaly would be proud of us
This is why I love Mikey:

mikeyislikewoah: i think we need to take a basic pistol course
mikeyislikewoah: http://www.pistolpeople.com/site/a002_mainframes.htm
like ohmagosh: i love that the website is called "pistol people"
mikeyislikewoah: thats the name of the place
mikeyislikewoah: its in bensalem
like ohmagosh: are you sure it's not the name of your bedroom?
mikeyislikewoah: oh man
mikeyislikewoah: this is going to rule
like ohmagosh: are you going to get a gun after this course?
mikeyislikewoah: i dont think we can own until we're 21
mikeyislikewoah: or maybe that's carry
mikeyislikewoah: I have a lockbox lol
mikeyislikewoah: I bought it to lockup my wallet for college, but it would work haha
like ohmagosh: what to lock up ur black market gun al gore?
mikeyislikewoah: this is a LAWWWWK BAWWWWX
mikeyislikewoah: SNAKES IN A LAWK BAWX
Current Music:
 Panjabi MC -- Mundian To Bach Ke
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05:43 pm
8/11/06

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xlederhosenx
!!!!!!!!
So check out this e-mail the Martha people just sent me:





To: elizabeth-claire@hotmail.com
From : Audience@marthastewart.com>
Sent : Friday, August 11, 2006 3:12 PM
Subject : MARTHA Tickets


Do you want to attend The Martha Stewart Show with your friends!?!?!

Dear MARTHA Fan/College Student:

We received your ticket request for Season Two of MARTHA and you noted that you are a college student... your initial request is being processed. We also wanted to contact you directly to see if you would be interested in bringing in a group of your college friends/classmates.... Please contact us at your earliest convenience to let us know if you and your friends would be interested in being an audience group for our new season starting this fall!

SO DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO MARTHA WITH ME???

YOU KNOW YOU DO!!!!
[plus, it's free!]
Current Music:
 tell me when to go!
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12:29 pm
8/9/06

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xlederhosenx
It's a VERY good thing!
I just ordered Martha tickets!!

I'm so excited!

I ordered a pair for the week of September 18th
and a pair for the week of October 2nd
so hopefully this year I won't be
"summoned" to court
like last time
and have to miss the show taping.



cnldshnc;wasdf; martha!!! aefkasdklf nsdklhfdas !!!!


Edit 11:33PM:
The church I passed on my way home from work had a sign that said
"Eternity is a long time to think about what you have done."

Haha, awesome.
Current Music:
 Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (duh Martha Apprentice theme song)
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01:33 am
8/8/06

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xlederhosenx
polyunsaturated peanutbutter.
Yesterday was amazing because the love of my life
(in this country anyway -- Melissa, you don't count)
came to visit me!

Jen and I went to dinner at the Yardley Inn
and watched the Eagles game and Entorage at the boys house
and got some coffee with Chello (we missed him so much!)

( bitches and hoes )

Melissa (my best Botox-face-making-friend)is mine for two weeks
and we stuff to do
so everyone should give us some suggestions.

I think we'll pretty much cover sushi and shopping,
but other than that we need some entertainment.
Stangers with Candy movie anyone?

$10 to anyone that gets Melissa drunk
and feeds her bacon sandwiches!!
Current Music:
 Enon -- In this City
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01:09 am
8/6/06

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xlederhosenx
La vie n'est que l'interminable répetition d'une réprésentation qui n'aura jamais lieu...
So,
I'm pretty sure if this
"photography thing"
doesn't work out,
I'm just going to become
the next Banksy.



( 24 hour party people )

Family reunion today.
My grandparents are the cutest
because my grandfather makes dirty jokes
and my grandmother talks about the Phillies.

& Jen Muthafucking Heath
[ aka jenny lewis ]
is coming up from Baltimore tomorrow
and we're getting married.

( Or at least going to dinner. )
Current Music:
 Wax Tailor -- Que Sera
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03:53 am
8/1/06

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xlederhosenx
RASTA PASTA
Today was kind of rediculous.
Made some breakfast for some awesome people.
Worked with the hangover of my life.
Died from the hangover of my life.
Watched some Entourage.

Douchy McDiebetic came into work today, out of the blue, (just when I've finally convinced myself that yes, indeed the world was flat, and he probably went over the edge in a horrific boating accident)and invited me to a party next week.
And yeah, I was so wearing the diamonds.
Opppppppssssss...

Melissa...sushi this week pleaseeeeeeee?
I can't get a hold of you, and I need to get my Melissabeth time in.
Get an American cell phone bitch.

LAST NIGHT WAS BANANAZZZ









Current Music:
 Pharrell
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05:34 am
7/30/06

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Matt and I did a shoot today.




Oh & PS...I want to go back hurr...
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06:54 am
12/9/05

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ILikeAesthetics: you too. Go, be goth!
Current Mood:
 pissed off
Current Music:
 beck
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02:25 am
12/6/05

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah...
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12:04 am
12/5/05

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xlederhosenx
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oh fuck.
not back here again.

me...update? psshaw.

this is the once in a blue moon.
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05:24 pm
9/13/04

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xlederhosenx
Weeeeeeeeee

[h i s]


[m i n e]


The Faint
&
Action Action
come out tomorrow.
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